Holiday hoopla
The annual holiday season comes complete with a long list of "we wish you a happy ...
(then they fill in) whatever, depending on your religion."
Say, just because your religion decides to celebrate the holiday season during the holidays, doesn't mean you have to pretend you give a damn about Kwanzaa, Hannukah, Hoopteedoo, or the more fashionable Interstellar Let's Be Ethnically Equal Promotion of Warmth and Joy.
Better known as "the intrinsic period just after Black Friday."
It is about the money, isn't it?
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Refinance now while our low rates apply.
(then they fill in) whatever, depending on your religion."
Say, just because your religion decides to celebrate the holiday season during the holidays, doesn't mean you have to pretend you give a damn about Kwanzaa, Hannukah, Hoopteedoo, or the more fashionable Interstellar Let's Be Ethnically Equal Promotion of Warmth and Joy.
Better known as "the intrinsic period just after Black Friday."
It is about the money, isn't it?
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Refinance now while our low rates apply.
Amen!
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