Really stupid awards from dull people

This is the kind of drivel that keeps the print media alive. When no real news occurs, and god forbid we'd go looking for some, we wait for the annual press handout from an organization that ...

believes bad fiction writing not only deserves to be recognized and honored, but bad sex in fiction is even more compelling.


LONDON (AP) A cringe-inducing passage which compares a sexual encounter to battle with an one-eyed mythological monster was awarded Britain's Bad Sex in Fiction Prize on Monday. The editors of the Literary Review magazine said best-selling American author Jonathan Littell won the prize for describing a sex act as "a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg." The offending passage compared female genitalia to various Greek fiends, including the mythical monster Gorgon and "a motionless Cyclops whose single eye never blinks."

(I guess it's better than calling it a beaver, huh?)
The story goes on to say that Littel had no comment.
He probably thought the whole event was absurd. I know I did, except for the boiled egg part. That was pretty clever. Literary Review people ought to get out and enjoy life instead of reading about it in bad fiction. Then again ... why?

I have no idea why I decided to illustrate this article with a woman holding a coffee mug, other than to emphasize that she is otherwise not wearing a blouse.

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